Tales of two funny ritualist - Season 1 - Episode 21

6 years ago

Tales of two funny ritualist - Season 1 - Episode 21

continues from the last episode

we entered inside our room confused.

Me: Donflex I don confuse o.

Donflex: I swear me too don confuse.

Me: wetin confuse you?

Donflex: the issue of girls we have here.

Me: yes oo, that’s the problem o. We have victoriouschild, denncygirl, soma and jummybabe, which one we go choose?

Donflex: erm, lemme see….

Donflex: ok, see the way me and go do am, we go share them two two.

Me: ok, me go carry jummybabe and erm, erm, denncygirl. Then you go take Soma and victoriouschild.

Donflex: thunder wey go fire you dey do press up, me go take jummybabe with one person while you go take the remaining too.

Me: why can’t you just leave jummybabe for me.

Donflex: and what is the main reason why..why…why……why…!!!

Me: you no go school abeg, speak pidgin English before you bite your tongue.

Donflex: ok thank you, wetin be the main reason why you too dey follow her.

Me: ok, make we do first to get her. You agree?

Donflex: ok no prob. You know say she no even dey during the time of the meeting ba?

Me: yes oo na true, make we go check on her sharply sharply.

I said and we all ran out of our apartment in search of jummybabe, each man with one thought in his mind, “The fastest way of toasting her”
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we come outside and I see talent scout dey gim, the kind of gim wey me no go fit carry for the next seventy-three years na him this young boy dey gim like water, na then I come start to regret why I curse am in the first place.

Me: brother good morning!
I greeted him while he turned, kept the weight he was carrying and smiled. He took a towel by his side and cleaned up his sweaty body.

Then he folded his fist and started to approach me.

Me: brother I dey greet oo.

Talent scout: you dey greet who?

Me: brother na you I dey greet.

Talent scout: ok, that one concern you because wether you greet me or not, he no go prevent me from dislocating your bones.

Me: iyeee, brother abeg no be so we dey do things naw.

Talent scout: but no be you dey curse me that time?

Me: I dey craze, wait, you don see me say I dey craze, I dey mad to curse you.

Flex: hahahhaha, brother abeg pity am.
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