Tales of two funny ritualist - Season 1 - Episode 19

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Tales of two funny ritualist - Season 1 - Episode 19

Me and Flex entered inside our new house.

Me: that girl is really friendly o.


Flex: yes she is.

Me: but me self won come f--k up.


Flex: no be say you self won come f--k up. You don already f--k up.


Me: how, you know see say she don already forgive me.

Flex: yes o, you are right. She don already forgive you.

Me: so na how he go be?


Flex: I no understand you again o.


Me: about the girl jummybabe. He be like say I like her o.

Flex: you dey craze, thunder fire you.



Me: na wetin I do again na.


Flex: you dey stupid for asking that question.

Me: see, you better stop to dey insult me before I tear you slap o.

Flex: try am if you fit. Girl wey go be my girlfriend na im you won go chike?


Me: girlfriend? How?


Flex: you no know say na her I book as my girlfriend?

Me: hahahahaha. You don book girl wey never agree to date you.

Flex: ah, na now I know say you no get eye.


Me: why you say so?


Flex: you know see say she don already fall in love with me?

Me: tarh, make I shi.t egg.

Flex: and u go shi.t the egg.

Me: na me she like no be you.


Flex: you wey dey fear her. Lol, abeg go sitdown for one place jare.


Me: ok, make we bet first to get her.

Flex: no problem, make we do.
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NEXT DAY…

we were in a meeting, tenants and landlord meeting.


Oga val: my tenants, I greet una o.

All tenants: landlord we dey hail oo.

Oga Val: una know the reason why I call this meeting?

Tenants: no sir, please tell us abeg.

Oga Val: we don get new tenants for here, so we can go kindly introduce ourselves to them while them too go introduce themselves to us.

Me: My name na Idris.


Flex: my name na Donflex but you can call me Flex.

Oga Val: na me be the landlord val.


Man 1: welcome my name na froshberry.


Man 2: welcome I be Konami.


Man 3: una welcome I be frankay


Man 4: welcome I be Talent scout.

Me and Donflex: Hahhahahahah, how manage your talent dey scout?

All: hahahaha, nonsense guys.
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