Tales of two funny ritualist - Season 1 - Episode 17

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Tales of two funny ritualist - Season 1 - Episode 17

The landlord ran out in anger while we all
laughed him, useless man. Come collect your
rubbish house rent make we see na.

Just then, Halima came out with a flask in
her hand and she was laughing, its obvious
she over heard all the discussion and
quarrel that just happened.

Halima: abeg una no fit stay?

Me: why you say so?

Halima: if una go compound go dull well well

o.
Me: aya, make una just manage na.

Halima: ok we go try, Donflex, you know dey

talk?

Flex: I dey talk o. Just don’t know what to say.

Halima: I go miss una.

Me n Flex: me too.

Baba Ayo: e don do, make una carry una problem dey go abeg make we fit
concentrate for this game wey we dey play

Halima: *eyed him and hissed* mtcheew!

Halima: abeg make una come make I escort
una.
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Halima escorted us till we got a bike that will
take us to PEACE MASS TRANSIT. She hugged
us again and bade us farewell.

PEACE MASS.

We got down from the bike and did what
we should have done since before engaging
on the journey.

Me: donflex!

Flex: yes!!

Me: na where we want travel go?

Flex: wait o, hahaha.

Me: flex, why you dey busy dey laugh.

Flex: I dey laugh your foolishness.

Me: how?

Flex: I think say you don already plan the place wey we go go?

Me: I no plan o. I think say you don already figure out the place wey we go go?

Flex: I no think na because I think say you
think!

Me: you are stupid o. Me too I know think so because I been they think say you don
already think am o.

Just then one young babe passed us.

Flex and me: chaiii!

We said simultaneously.

Babe: yes mummy.

Caller: *******

Babe: am at the car park now.

Caller: ******

Babe: Peace mass transit.

Caller: *****

Babe: I don just know today o. Passengers
going to port Harcourt are not complete,
just only two seats remaining.

I looked at Flex and Flex also looked at me
too.

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MEANWHILE
KILLER’S HIDE OUT…

Killer: so na me wey those two idiots do like this abi?

Girl: honey no vex. But wetin carry you go
church today?

Killer: * showed her a small knife*

Girl: *gasped*

Killer: yes, I been want give them our
signature. The last time, that yeye man save
them dats why I go church today.

Girl: so now wetin you go do?

Killer: I dey go their compound go Kill them once and for all.

Just then, Arrow and other rough looking
guys came in with a sad expression on their
face.

Arrow: capon, we greet you.

All: na only you we see.

Killer: so how far with una investigations?

Arrow: we succeed to find out their
compound, the place wey dem dey live not
too far from here.

Killer: very good, tonight will strike.

Arrow: dat one no go fit work o.

Killer: how?

Arrow: I hear from one of the tenant say dem don travel this morning.

Killer: noooo!!! You know the place wey dem go?

Arrow: the tenants say dem no talk. Them say they suspect say the two Idiots dey run from something.

Killer: na worry, make dem run but I promise dem with my life. One day, I must catch them and I must revenge, that is a promise.

Girl: *sighed again*

Killer stood up and left in anger. The rest of
the gangs knew that when he say
something, he always keep to his word.
.
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