Tales of two funny ritualist - Season 1 - Episode 9

6 years ago

Tales of two funny ritualist - Season 1 - Episode 9

I came back and peeped inside the house.

Flex: ohhh, where this boy dey naw.
He said in frustration. He was tired of waiting for me. I just stood behind watching his next move.

Flex: make I just scoop one spoon of the beans and make I wait for am.

He said as he took his spoon and tried to take one spoon.

Me: thunder go fire you if that beans near your mouth.

Flex: *shocked* erm, erm, er.

Me: you dey mad. I go hustle for garri and you dey here dey plan on eating the beans alone.

Flex: *smiled* abeg no vex abeg. Na hungry wey catch me that’s why.

Me: ok I don hear you but next time make you no do this rubbish again, try wait for me o.

Flex: I don hear.

We made the garri and started eating it with the beans. I was just looking at flex. If I take one spoon, he go take three.

If I take two, he don take six. I no just complain. Na when the food won finish na im I collect the plate, but beans and garri and dashed outside.

Flex: where you dey carry breakfast go?

Me: thunder fire you. I dey carry breakfast go barbing saloon.

Flex: no do abeg.

Me: make I no do wetin?

Flex: carry food come make we eat.

Me: stay their. You don eat your share finish.

Flex: mtcheew, I go dey look you?
He came outside and we were about to fight when we saw Halima coming our way. As smart guys, we don’t need to fall our hands infront of the babe so we quickly acted up.

Flex: haa, so how far na.

Me: *using this opportunity to scoop the beans with great fury* I dey, I dey..
I answered with mouthful.

Flex: am, na beans you dey chop like this?

Me: no, na scotch egg and pepperish akpu.

Halima came close, she wanted to pass me when I drew her back. If she passed me, Donflex will beat me and collect the food.

Me: haa Halima, this your food sweet o.

Donflex: mtcheew!
He hissed and entered inside our room. Yes oo, I don win again.

I started to eat the beans slowly while me and Halima were busy talking. Soon enough, I finished eating everything.

Me: thank you very much oo Halima. You don feed us this early momo.

Halima: *smiled* na God we thank oo.

Me: and this food sweet well well o. Kai, you sabi cook I swear.

Halima: *blushed* stop it joor.

Me: lemme go and wash the flask before returning it.

Halima: no oo, Just bring it abeg.

Me: no na, let me just wash it. At least, let it be am showing you thanks.

Halima: and I said forget about it.

Me: ok o. Thank you very much and God bless you.

Halima: *taking the flask and moving away* Amen.

She said as she bounced that big ynash away.
Mallam Musa and Baba Ayo who was busy playing their drafts just smiled and started gossiping.

Me: men!!!
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Later that day, we decided to take a walk around town since we didn’t go to work today. We were still walking when I sighted someone.

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Me: see that girl.
I said pointing to the usher that quarreled with us.

Flex: which girl?

Me: the one wey quarrel with us for church naw. Wey go call pastor for us.

Flex: oh, that one wey dey enter shop so?

Me: exactly.

Flex: very very good. Her own don finish today.

*Meanwhile*
Her boyfriend Killer was behind us.
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