Tales of two funny ritualist - Season 1 - Episode 38

6 years ago

Tales of two funny ritualist - Season 1 - Episode 38

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Finale
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We went to hell part b and there was nobody there, only Lucifer and many wall clocks.

Me: good day Mr Lucifer.

Flex: good day Lucifer.

Lucifer: good day gentlemen, how can I help you.

Angel: they are tourists who came to check hell part b.

Lucifer: oh, I guess they were sent here by your lord.

Angel: yes of course.

Me: why are they many clocks here.

Lucifer: because the clocks here, each one is owned by a living person. When you die, the clock will fall down and break.

Just then a clock fell down and broke into pieces.

Lucifer: someone just died now.

Flex: wetin be the use of the clocks?

Lucifer: if someone tell a lie, the second hand will move a bit. If you tell two lies, it will move two times. If you tell sixty lies, the minute hand will move only once. If you tell one hundred and twenty lies, it will move twice.

Me: wow, can I see barrack Obama’s clock.

Lucifer: yes at the top over there.
We walked to where the clock was kept and it had moved thrice, meaning he told three lies.

Flex: what of TB Joshua.

Lucifer: over there.

We moved towards there and the clock hadn’t move a bit, it had began to rust.

Me: wow, he never told a lie.

Angel: yes, since he gave his life to Christ.

Flex: what of Osinbajo, Nigeria VP.

Lucifer: check there.

We turned and started laughing. The clock was moving like a wind vane.

Flex: what of Buhari, and some other Nigerian politicians?

Lucifer: those one dey oga Satan office, he keep them for ceiling they use dem as fans.
You know say here hot well well.

Me: na true.

After we were through, we went back to the gate of heaven. There we saw Jesus waiting for us.

Jesus: now you have seen things for yourselves, go into the world and spread the good news.
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We flew through the sky, we could feel our clocks being amended, they got broken immediately we gave up the ghost.

As we landed in the hospital, we knew we were sent back for another reason. Now we know the purpose of our lives on earth.

The first thing we are gonna do is to burn all the evil riches, money and houses we have.
Then we will confess our sins out. After that, we will write a book. A book that will reach to everyone, telling them about heaven and hell.

The first money gotten from the book will be given out to the church. Then will write another book again, about the coming of Christ.

The money gotten from these will be use to repair our lives. I have a feeling that our books will make a great sale.

I just hope Dencygirl will forgive me, if she do, then I will marry her for real.

Nurse: Doctor!!!! They are awake.

A nurse shouted. We are back. Ready to tell everyone about THE TALES OF TWO FUNNY RITUALIST..
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The End