Tales of two funny ritualist - Season 1 - Episode 37

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Tales of two funny ritualist - Season 1 - Episode 37

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Dencygirl arrived at the hospital and the doctor told her that our case is critical and there’s every possibility that we may not survive the accident. She instantly fell to the ground and started crying.

Me: flex, if I fit survive this, then I go give my life to Christ.

I said to Donflex who just appeared besides me.

Flex: my cousin Ella dey come. She don inform my mother for village and my siblings too.

Me: chaiii, your own better. Me wey no get parents nko? My own don finish ooo.

Flex: no be so, wait, see the doctor dey come out.

Dencygirl: doctor, doctor what’s happening, please tell me he is fine.
Just then Ella ran inside the hospital.

Ella: doctor please, where’s my brother. Please tell me he is fine. Doctor please.

Doctor: am afraid we lost them, we did our best but God knows best.

Dencygirl: doctor no!!!!!!

Me: Dencygirl am here, am here dencygirl. Please dency look at me.

Ella and dencygirl where busy crying out their eyes. Soon I joined them in crying. It hurts a lot when they can’t see or hear you.

Then an angel appeared before us.

Angel: it is time, let’s go.

The angel said and though we didn’t want to follow him, we all vanished from the earth.
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SPIRITUAL REALM

We appeared at the gate of heaven, where everything seems nice and perfect. A paradise to behold.

Angel: stop their, you can’t enter inside. You died in sin so your place is hell.

Me : angel please forgive us.

Angel: too late, go to hell.

The angel at the gate said while the other Angel that took us in earlier kept silent.

Me: OK, can we see Jesus Christ before going to hell.

Angel: why?

Flex: please!!!

Angel: no.

Just then Jesus Christ appeared and we got scared, so Christ is real. As in very real.

Jesus: you wanted to see me why?
We both bowed before him while I speak.

Me: I didn’t believe in Christ, I never knew you existed. No one preached to us before we died. We were poor, rejected and dejected. But now I believe in you. Give us one more chance to go back to earth for only one reason, to preach to the sinners.

Flex: now I know say heaven dey real and hell dey real. We go fit win souls for you. We no go pursue after money again but your work.

Jesus: very wise, I will grant you your request because the harvest are plenty, and I have just few workers. Before you go, Angel Michael shall take you across heaven and hell, so that you can see things for yourself.

He disappeared and angel Michael appeared.
The angel took us round and across the heaven. Wow, everywhere was nice.

No sorrow, no pain, no hardship. Everything seems perfect and good. They were angels singing praises to God, others hymns and everywhere smelt of peace and Harmony.
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Then we visit hell. The place was so hot, so hot that I thanked the lord for showing us mercy.
The hell was divided into two, part a and part b.
In part A, there were many people burning there, amongst which was killer. The guy that attacked us in Niger state.

Me: killer!!!!

I shouted in surprise.

Flex: wetin you dey do here.

Killer: ahh, my own don finish. After we attack you, we go rob bank but police catch and shoot us. Abeg forgive me ooo. Forgive me.

He cried out and I couldn’t help but pity him.

Me: what of your girlfriend.

Killer: she leave me as I die oo.

Angel: now time to visit the part B of hell.
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