Tales of two funny ritualist - Season 1 - Episode 34

6 years ago

Tales of two funny ritualist - Season 1 - Episode 34

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For the first three days after we slept with the prostitute as advised my flex, nothing happened.

At first I thought flex had gotten the perfect solution we have been looking for, but then, on the fourth day came the problem.

I just woke up from the bed with dencygirl still sleeping when I saw a scary looking monster beside the best.

Me: Jesus!!!!!!!!!

I shouted so loud that dencygirl jumped up from the bed.

Dencygirl: what’s the problem.

Me: one big monster.

I said visible shaking and pointing to the position I earlier saw the beast.

Dencygirl: ohhh Idris you don start again o, wetin be your own self?

Me: no I swear, one beast be dey here. As I shout the beast come run.

Dencygirl: and I tell you make you no watch that horror film last night but you no gree. How monster go just appear inside our house and disappear all at once.

I couldn’t argue with hee because I knew what I saw. Then another thing happened again, a big cobra appeared on her head.

Me: Jesus Christ, see cobra for your head.

I saw and dashed towards the entrance of our room.

Dencygirl: which cobra?

She asked surprised, to her, what she had on her head was her hair net.

Me: no, see big cobra for your head.
Then all of a sudden, the snake disappeared. Dencygirl became sad thinking I was playing games with her.

Me; what’s the problem sweetie?

Dencygirl: am gonna leave you, today I am leaving this house.

Me: why sweetheart.

Dencygirl: I don’t like this your character you’re displaying.

Me: OK, sorry no vex.

Dencygirl: which no vex, you just wake up dey shout this and that, you better stop o.

Me; OK I go stop. JESUS!!!!!!!!!!

I shouted, three skeletons in the form of zombies just entered in side.

Dencygirl: why you shout?

Me: eem, I don miss my match finish o. Chealsy versus Kano pillars. I dey come
I said as I dashed out of the room.

Dencygirl: weird!!
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Donflex ran out if his room and entered his cousin’s room shaking like a dry leaf at the mercies of the wind.

Ella: what is the problem?

Flex: flying skeleton everywhere.

Ella; na which one be flying skeleton again.

Donflex: wait, no tell me say you no dey see all these things?

Ella: I know no wetin you dey talk. All these one na rubbish. Let me sleep I take God beg you.

Donflex: but… but…

Ella: abeg brother. It is too early for your jokes. No catch me April fool this early morning o.

Donflex: but I dey serious. No be April fool be these at all.

He was still trying to explain things when the cobra, skeleton and other horrible things appeared again.

He quickly dashed out of the room in fear. It seems the whole house is filled with horrors.

Not knowing what to do, he entered his car and zoomed off to Idris’s house.