Tales of two funny ritualist - Season 1 - Episode 23

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Tales of two funny ritualist - Season 1 - Episode 23

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Continues from the last episode.

Konami: you say wetin?

Me: just forget. Tomorrow is another day, as for now, I go pity the Idiot. Flex make we
dey go.

I said and me and flex walked out of the
compound.

Talent scout: oohhh, you for leave me make I finish this guy now. Wetin be all this.

Konami: brother no vex abeg. Those guys
you see so dey look for trouble, just leave
them make them stay abeg.

Dency girl: but me for like see fight oo, abi vikky and soma, how una see am?

Victoriouschild: true to God, I won see the two guys fight. who knows, the new guy fit
win o.

Soma: for where? I no agree at all. I bet my money on Talent scout, he go beat the new
guy scatter.

Froshberry: see una life. Una no know wetin to do again. Una mate dey kitchen dey cook food for the family why una dey here they
pray for fight.

Victoriouschild: meaning?

Dency girl: i hope no be insult be that one.

Froshberry: never mind.

He said and left the three young ladies.

Konami and Talent scout also left the place
while the ladies dispersed one after the
other.
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We walked a few miles until we reached a
place they do sell soft drinks and little
snacks.

Me: flex, make we rest here small.

Flex: alright.
He said and we got to the shade and sat
down on a bench.

Me: baba, you no guy buy minerals for us?

Flex: as I dey so, even one kobo no dey my pocket.

Me: na wow o. I know sure if I get any
money again apart from this five hundred
naira o.

Flex: chaii, boys hand don dry.

Madam: erm, wetin I go bring for una.

Me: just two bottles of cold Pepsi.

Madam: alright.

In no time, she brought the Pepsi to us and
opened it. Flex took one and I took the
other.

Me: so how ee go be?

Flex: *sipping the Pepsi* i know o. But we need to look for something wey go give us
cash.

Me: like what, you know this part of the
country, to get job for here na hot cake.

Flex: na true o. See plenty people wey go school dey roam about for street, what
about we wey no go school.

Me: shhh, becareful how u talk that kind
thing, na public we dey, u want make them
see us as illiterate?

Flex: oh sorry.

Me: I still get one bad Idea.

Flex: which is.

Me: *took a long sip from my Pepsi and
continued* remember the ebola stunt wey
we pull.

Flex: ohh, that trick wey fetch us money like mad for Niger state.

Me: yes, we go do am again.

Flex: iyeee, wait o, these one na port
Harcourt o, not Niger state.

Me: meaning?

Flex: this people for here wise well well pass those hausa people o. Moreover, them dey
kill criminals immediately them catch them.

Me: forget that thing jare. Don’t be
negatively minded. If you think so, he go
happen so but if you think other wise,
better.

Flex: but I still dey fear o.

Me: no fear jare, that’s what we are going to do.

I said with a note of declaration. By now, we
have finished taking the soft drinks so we
stood up and I payed.

Me: madam see your money o.

Madam: ok, I dey come.
She said and came immediately. She
collected the money from me and kept it in
her purse as she also gave me my remaining
balance.

Madam: ok, una thank you.

Me: alright bye bye.

We said to her and left to our home quickly.
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