Tales of two funny ritualist - Season 1 - Episode 31

6 years ago

Tales of two funny ritualist - Season 1 - Episode 31

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Baba took us outside the shrine and behold, we saw the sign clearly on the girls before us. A red flame burning on their heads.

Baba: these are some cheap prostitutes to start with.

Baba said over the girls. He gave us the go ahead signal and we pounced on the girls. As soon as our d!cks entered inside their pussies, they gave out a loud scream.

We pumped in and out of them with force till we climaxed. When we stood up, the prostitutes started to choke. It wasn’t long before blood began to spill from their mouths, nostrils and ears.

Baba: done.

Flex: but wey the money dey?

Baba: just go to your room, all will be revealed.

Flex: ok.

Me: so baba, how much you go collect from us?

Baba: nothing. Just bring back goodies for me whenever you return.

Me: ahh, thank you o baba.

Baba: don’t mention, you are welcome.

We thanked the old man, helped him and disposed the corpses away before we headed home, thank God our little money for transportation was still intact.
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We stopped a street away from our house and decided to walk home.

Flex: imagine, so we no eat any food for seven days?

Me: you don see am now.

Flex: and to think of it, we no die?

Me: God forbid, I been tell you already. We no be the first and we will definitely not be the last.

Flex: the man say money dey for our room.

Me: make we hurry abeg.
We entered inside our compound, konami saw us and shouted.

Konami: they are back ooo.
At first I didn’t understand, then all of a sudden, all the inhabitants of the compound including dencygirl came out.

Her eyes were red and swollen, evidence of excessive crying. When she saw us, she ran and hugged us, well me.

Dency: where una go all this while. I hear say dem never see una, two days after una just leave and I was confuse. I run from village come here.

Oga val: we don even contact police oo.

Jummybabe: but wetin happen to una, for the past one week we no see or hear from una.

Me: hmmm..

Flex; na long story.

Without wasting time, we fabricated a good lie telling them that we were called on an urgent meeting in the village, our village precisely.

Then soma asked for our travelling bags and we said a quick lie of leaving so quick and keeping our stuff behind.

The look on their faces showed that they didn’t buy the lie. So I lied again that my relative, my uncle in town was the one that told us to leave everything, he bought new clothes and other things we used over there.

Then oga val did ask of the new clothes and flex quickly lied that we kept them in my uncle house.

Dencygirl wasn’t happy.

Dency: so you get uncle for town and you no tell me?

I came up with another swift lie that he came when she left, because of the incident that occur in the village. I also made it clear to them that it was actually my village and flex only accompanied me.

After series of questions, everyone welcomed us for coming back from the village safely. They asked for their gifts which we promised to be delivered soon.

They all dispersed one by one to their houses. Only Dencygirl who held my hand as we walked to our room was left.

I wanted to open the door and Flex gave me a signal, that dency shouldn’t be here.

I perfectly understood but didn’t know how to excused her, then it hit me, a wise idea.

Me: Please dency help me boil water with your electric cooker please.

Dencygirl: water, alright.

She said as she walked away. We both smiled as we opened the door and to closed it shut, even bolted it before turning around.

What we saw when we turned almost gave us a heart attack, there were currencies of all denomination ranging from naira to dollars, euros, ponds etc.

We are rich. Yes, very very rich.
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